Good job I am not God

Just imagine if I were God - I would change the whole world!
For starters, I would make people good. Really good. I would banish hypocrisy, idiocy, ignorance, envy, jealousy, egotism.
Then I would also banish tears and unhappiness.
I would make it summer all year round.
I would make it so that people would still work (sorry guys) but they would get paid properly so they have enough not just to make ends meet, but to have some left so they can enjoy life.
I would cure diseases.
I would end all wars.
I would make people read at least ten good quality books in their lifetime.
I would give people common sense and make them use it.
I would disable people's option to take each other for granted.
I would let the love last longer than just a fleeting honeymoon.

And I would destroy the notion of hope - as I believe it just makes people miserable in their failures.

PS: and I would change the law of this country, so I could legally own a badger.