A different kind of road-rage

They say drivers are struck by road-rage... Believe me, at least drivers don't have to put up with people travelling by bus!
I can't wait to be able to drive. I simply had enough of public transport. This morning, right, as I was still dozing on my way to work - here comes this girl. She sat right behind me, and OH MY GOD she had such an annoying ringtone on her phone, I think she kept receiving text messages every 2 minutes. Which was fine by me, obviously, I am after all a very liberal and tolerant person (ahem). But that effin' horrible ringtone drilling into my nervous system made me reconsider my pledge to keep the peace and I just wanted to make her stick the bleedin' phone..... Anyway. The messages stopped, thank goodness. Then she was chewing gum. But not like you and me would chew it, you know, silently, discreetly.... No-no, she was CHEWING it, with an open mouth, and the respective noise. Luckily she got off earlier than me, and the thought of murder has eventually left me. AARRRGHH